{"id":1117,"date":"2024-11-12T12:56:16","date_gmt":"2024-11-12T11:56:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/?page_id=1117"},"modified":"2025-01-08T10:52:47","modified_gmt":"2025-01-08T09:52:47","slug":"dictons-desousus","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/index.php\/dictons-desousus\/","title":{"rendered":"dictons decousus"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-page\" data-elementor-id=\"1117\" class=\"elementor elementor-1117\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-35b9272 e-flex e-con-boxed wpr-particle-no wpr-jarallax-no wpr-parallax-no wpr-sticky-section-no wpr-equal-height-no e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"35b9272\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-593b8a9 elementor-widget 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decousus<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-20b425d e-flex e-con-boxed wpr-particle-no wpr-jarallax-no wpr-parallax-no wpr-sticky-section-no wpr-equal-height-no e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"20b425d\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-03d7412 gallery-spacing-custom elementor-widget elementor-widget-image-gallery\" data-id=\"03d7412\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image-gallery.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-image-gallery\">\n\t\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-1117 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-full'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"536\" src=\"https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_8066.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1131\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_8066.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_8066-280x300.jpg 280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1131'>\n\t\t\t\tLa duchesse d&rsquo;archichaussettes est-elle s\u00e8che ?\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"539\" src=\"https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_8065.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1130\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_8065.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_8065-278x300.jpg 278w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1130'>\n\t\t\t\tNe bousculez pas le bouledogue dans le bouillon\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"532\" src=\"https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_8064.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1129\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_8064.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_8064-282x300.jpg 282w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1129'>\n\t\t\t\tFais signe au cygne qu&rsquo;il signe d&rsquo;un signe\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"539\" src=\"https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_8051-1.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1426\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_8051-1.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_8051-1-278x300.jpg 278w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1426'>\n\t\t\t\tUn cerf qui sert  des desserts dans le d\u00e9sert , \u00e7a sert! \n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"540\" src=\"https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_8057.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1125\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_8057.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_8057-278x300.jpg 278w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1125'>\n\t\t\t\tUn poisson-scie consciencieux scie six poissons \u00e0 sa merci\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"557\" src=\"https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_8061.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1127\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_8061.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_8061-269x300.jpg 269w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1127'>\n\t\t\t\tQue faire ? Coiffer le coiffeur ?\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"559\" src=\"https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_8060.jpg\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1126\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_8060.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_8060-268x300.jpg 268w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1126'>\n\t\t\t\tLes rhinoc\u00e9ros ont des rhumes atroces\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-9cc1657 e-flex e-con-boxed wpr-particle-no wpr-jarallax-no wpr-parallax-no wpr-sticky-section-no wpr-equal-height-no e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"9cc1657\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-39c44df elementor-widget elementor-widget-spacer\" data-id=\"39c44df\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"spacer.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-spacer\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-spacer-inner\"><\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-d68b38e elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"d68b38e\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/index.php\/etaussi\/\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"200\" height=\"287\" src=\"https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/bonbon.jpg\" class=\"elementor-animation-buzz-out attachment-full size-full wp-image-1381\" alt=\"\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>dictons decousus La duchesse d&#8217;archichaussettes est-elle s\u00e8che ? Ne bousculez pas le bouledogue dans le bouillon Fais signe au cygne qu&#8217;il signe d&#8217;un signe Un cerf qui sert des desserts dans le d\u00e9sert , \u00e7a sert! Un poisson-scie consciencieux scie six poissons \u00e0 sa merci Que faire ? Coiffer le coiffeur ? Les rhinoc\u00e9ros ont des rhumes atroces<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"elementor_header_footer","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1117","page","type-page","status-publish"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1117"}],"version-history":[{"count":37,"href":"https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1442,"href":"https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1117\/revisions\/1442"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.charlottereine.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}